Robber Killed By Exploding Condom Vending Machine On Xmas Day [Video]

An unidentified 29-year-old German man died on Christmas Day after he was hit in the head by a flying piece of metal from a condom vending machine that he and two accomplices blew up in an apparent attempt to steal cash and condoms. The two surviving men were arrested and later released from custody.

Police Are After 2 Women For Sexually Assaulting A Man By Twerking On Him [Video]

What The FUCK????... The Police should arrest the guy for being such a pum pum!

Swindon Man F**ks His Dog & Accidentally Sends Video To Girlfriend Via The Cloud (News) [Video]

David Buchanan A 34-year-old man from Swindon was dumped by his girlfriend after he accidentally sent her a video of himself screwing their pet dog.

David Buchanan was apparently watching porn at home while his girlfriend was out at work when he started to wonder what it would be like to screw a dog. After getting all worked up, he needed a release so he decided on their pet Rhodesian Ridgeback.

Man Found Dead 'After Having Sex With Scarecrow Using Strap-on toy' [News]

A 58-year-old shepherd found dead in his house may been having sex with a scarecrow using a strap-on sex toy when he died, according to reports.

Idiot Fills Birthday Balloons With Hydrogen (Guess What Happens Next) [Video]

Some people really weren't paying any attention at school and here is the results of beings so dumb.

Terrifying Video Catches Man Snatching Toddler Out Of Pram [Video]

Surveillence video shows a man running away with a toddler he'd just snatched from a playground. Find out how two teenagers helped save the day.

Man Cheats On Wife & She Chops Off His Penis, Twice [Video]

A Chinese woman was so incensed after learning about her husband's extramarital affair that she cut his penis off. Twice.

The New York Post reports that 32-year-old Fan Lung used his wife's phone (?) to send his mistress a dirty email, which, of course, she discovered. Lung's failure to log out of his account resulted in his wife, Feng, finding the message and cutting his dick off with a pair of scissors as he slept.

Doctors were able to reattach it, but Feng, still angry, slipped into the emergency room and sliced his dick off once more. This time, she made certain to dispose of it, hurling it out of a window. The couple then created a spectacle, as a bleeding Lung reportedly chased his wife out of the building and attacked her.

She ended up being treated at the hospital before being arrested and charged with grievous bodily harm. As for Lung's penis, well, authorities were unable to find it.

CCTV captures train stopping inches from man on the train tracks [Video]

Sometimes you're waiting for a train and it turns up late and messes up your day, well it's because of dickheads like this guy.

Man Strangles Passenger With Scarf On Packed London Bus [Video]

A man was sentenced to eight years in prison after strangling a passenger with a scarf on a crowded bus in London until he passed out. For more see here: http://bit.ly/1hvXa1m