A Chinese woman was so incensed after learning about her husband's extramarital affair that she cut his penis off. Twice.
The New York Post reports that 32-year-old Fan Lung used his wife's phone (?) to send his mistress a dirty email, which, of course, she discovered. Lung's failure to log out of his account resulted in his wife, Feng, finding the message and cutting his dick off with a pair of scissors as he slept.
Doctors were able to reattach it, but Feng, still angry, slipped into the emergency room and sliced his dick off once more. This time, she made certain to dispose of it, hurling it out of a window. The couple then created a spectacle, as a bleeding Lung reportedly chased his wife out of the building and attacked her.
She ended up being treated at the hospital before being arrested and charged with grievous bodily harm. As for Lung's penis, well, authorities were unable to find it.