We know you’ve all been worried about Dappy after he was kicked in the face by a horse and then had to beg a bankruptcy court for more time to pay his tax bill. But stop worrying. He’s laughing about the horse incident and boasting that he’s rich. We love a happy ending. And there’s nothing a tax man likes more than seeing someone who owes them thousands claiming they’re rolling in the stuff. This has all turned out for the best and no one had to degrade themselves by appearing on a reality TV show *sound of record scratching to a halt*.
All this news comes from the slackjawed cockspanner himself. He’s having a bit of a day on Twitter because he’s just premiered his new single called Animal. It’s terrible. No, really terrible. Not an ordinary, Radio 1 playlist kind of terrible. This is jaw-on-the-floor, has-everyone-gone-insane, it’s-just-an-idiot-shouting-rubbish terrible.
Have a listen…
Have a listen…