A Tennessee woman being booked for driving with a suspended license was slapped with weapons charges after cops found a loaded gun in her vagina, In the words of Big Narstie "You need to wash your stuff with Blue Duck, Lots and lots of Blue Duck!"
Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. Monday and brought to Kingsport jail, where cops found the tiny gun concealed in her private parts, cops said.
A female cop was performing a routine search when she noticed an "unknown object" in Archer's groin.
She and another female officer then took the blond perp into the bathroom, where they discovered the 4-inch North American Arms 22LR revolver.
Police said the $250 gun originally belonged to John Souther, a retired car salesman from Kingsport.
Souther said it was stolen from his 1994 Mustang last year while the car was parked in front of his home.
"Oh gosh," Souther, 70, after learning where his gun was found.
The "little fellow," he said, would need a "bath in bleach."
Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a jail and released after posting $6,000 bond.