Teenager accused of masturbating in court and then continuing to pleasure himself as cops led him out [News]

This is the Wanker Of The Week! 

A teenager is to stand trial after allegedly being caught masturbating in court.

Parvinder Aullakh, 19, has denied a charge of outraging public decency.

He was hauled before magistrates after he was allegedly seen performing the solo sex act in the public gallery.

Another case was being heard when Aulakh 'pulled out his private parts', on July 24 this year, Hammersmith Magistrates court heard.

Aullakh denies the offence and elected for a trial by jury.

Prosecutor Victoria Ojo told the court: "It is a case where the defendant has entered the public gallery in court and its alleged that he pulled out his private parts in public view and started to masturbate.

"That is essentially the heart of the matter."

The teenager was escorted from court by police but "continued with his actions," said Ms Ojo.

Aullakh, of Feltham, west London, denies outraging public decency.

He now faces a plea and case management hearing at Isleworth Crown Court on 17 October.

Aullakh was released on unconditional bail.

[Courtesy Of The Mirror]

Loaded Gun Found In Woman’s Vagina! [News]

A Tennessee woman being booked for driving with a suspended license was slapped with weapons charges after cops found a loaded gun in her vagina,

In the words of Big Narstie "You need to wash your stuff with Blue Duck, Lots and lots of Blue Duck!" 

Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. Monday and brought to Kingsport jail, where cops found the tiny gun concealed in her private parts, cops said.

A female cop was performing a routine search when she noticed an "unknown object" in Archer's groin.

She and another female officer then took the blond perp into the bathroom, where they discovered the 4-inch North American Arms 22LR revolver.

Police said the $250 gun originally belonged to John Souther, a retired car salesman from Kingsport.

Souther said it was stolen from his 1994 Mustang last year while the car was parked in front of his home.

"Oh gosh," Souther, 70, after learning where his gun was found.

The "little fellow," he said, would need a "bath in bleach."

Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a jail and released after posting $6,000 bond.