Other than a ridiculous name and her talking about herself in the third person, this is just a silly little girl telling lies. She has no flow and to call this UK Rap is an insult to any self respecting UK Rap MC.
If OG NIKI did the exact same rhyme but with different content, she would still be sitting at 189 followers on twitter. Someone told the stupid cow that sex sells and she hopped on the bandwagon like it was an ice cream van. I can't even review this because as a writer, it is insulting to me. You know how like when kids throw tantrums and they say you should ignore them yeah? I feel the same treatment should be given to this teenager. I can't help but feel that we are humouring an attention seeking lost kid who knows if she says naughty words it will cause a stir. The entire track is a young girl telling a long story about what she got up to with boys...I hear this all the time on the fucking train! There is nothing new about fem MC's being provocative and suggestive, but this just feels like a misguided kid trying to be as shocking as possible whilst the rest of us (grown adults) are giving it way more attention that it/she deserves. Just feel relieved that all you have to look back on from when you were 17 are photos of dodgy hairstyles and a few questionable outfits. And what kind of idiotic name is OG Niki anyway? Maybe 'OG Hicky' should be more appropriate because all I reckon home girl has gotten up to is few naughty pictures sent from her bedazzled iPhone and a few finger bangs behind the bike sheds. She deserves a good hiding and for someone to wash her mouth out...mostly for her language but mainly for talking shit.
TAMMY CROUCHER
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